The new threat: code squirrel.

     I've just received intelligence on a growing and dangerous threat looming on our horizon.  The details are sketchy, but we need to be vigilant in discovering the truth in this matter so we can stop this threat in it's infancy. 

     A new organization has surfaced that is already making plans to usurp America, and here are the facts we know so far.  They are acting now, as many Americans are focused on the heavy issues that burden our country, we are so fixed on the President, many of us defending him, many of us questioning him, we are so focused on the Health Care Crisis, and other important areas like the economy,  the housing market, welfare, and so much more, that we are oblivious to the dangers happening right under our very noses.

     This organization has been accumulating a large number of recourses, but instead of using the black market, instead of bringing these supplies in using shipping routes and avoiding customs, this organization is ingeniously using methods that have been avoiding the detection of the CIA and FBI and other US agencies.  Their main method of procuring these recourses is by taking them, just a little at a time, from American's homes. 

     They are taking insulation, wood and some other building sources that can be used against us.  And they are secretly conspiring against us- but to what end?  They are SQUIRRELS.  They have been working in small communities for some time now, and apparently are able to communicate, although not as good as American media groups, thank God.  We need to be aware- they are cute, and they may seem innocent, but if you see one of these terrorists, do not dare slam on your brakes or swerve to miss hitting them- this is WAR and we need to fight for our FREEDOMS!  They may be cute- they may seem innocent- but the threat they pose is very threatening!  We must thwart the thwarters at all costs!  Join me, and together, we will remain the dominant species on this continent!!